With many extreme thanks to Professor Frink we gain access to Laundry/Stores. But alas couldn't get any further but who cares, had a whale of a time exploring a bit I haven't seen before.
Entry a doddle thanks to the info although almost ended up with a head injury thanks to a falling piece of wood that I saw in the nick of time whilst witnessing some 3 inch earwig type creature.
Aside from massive laundry machines came accross a plethora of excercise bikes of which Michelle had a go on, odd commode type things, again Michelle had to go on [because we made her lol. Thoguth we had struck gold at one point in the shape of a straight jacket but it turned out to be sling things for broken legs.
Plenty of cack yourself moments thanks to the fucking copious amounts of pigeons roosting inside there flapping around because we were rudely entering their domain, picking our way through their piles of shit. And believe me, they've been there so long that the piles were indeed piles not just few droppings.
We grab some pics, a video, a nurses uniform. [take only photos, leave nothing but footprints kind of went out the window as there was a store room full of uniforms all brand new and sealed in plastic. will never fit unless i become a 13 year old skinny midget wretch]
We go back outside to see if we can gain entry elsewhere and decided to stop, under cover [so we thought] for lunch when suddenly the shop keeper appeared. security to me and you.
He first off asks what we are up to, we say photography students. I tell him have permission from the landowner [which I did last year but cant remember the guys name and wether he is still the landowner]. He assumes we are not alone and asks where our colleagues are. Must escort us off the premises and asks where we parked so we are vague as dont want to let on although our entry point to the grounds at the back must be fucking obvious if security did their job properly as its been that way for months even if years.
His agressive standing over us stance with attitude and a high vis vest causes the Peggster to nip his foot whilst protecting us. Believe me a grown man scared of a very small dog brings nowt but a smile. Call yourself a security guard.
So he says to follow him and we follow along behind quietly discussing among ourselves how to get rid of the menace. Torch round the head, run naway and hide etc., but we follow until we reach a gap in a wooden perimeter fence where he says we must leave. we refuse, bust main road out there plus a massive ditch and not where we came in via. He gets the arse with us, we stand our ground, I tell him I have a dodgy leg [knee which is true] and refuse to go through. This makes him irate. We are wasting his time, e argue the toss and eventually we must follow him again and listen to his tales of girls who shouldn't be out there alone because their are snakes as big as his thigh [he saw one aparenlty a while back] and monsters.
Erm hello, do we look like 5 year olds??
So a lot of piss taking ensues, quite childish at times from me I must admit and he tires of us and threatens to call the police because we are wasting his time. His manner was very 'im a security guard therefore I have the power'. He has fuck all power and I counteract with a threat to call the old bill to report him for harrassment as he is in my personal space.
We are escorted back to the car but refuse to nter any vehicle in the car park as he wants the reg. no., and we refuse him this as he has no right. eventually he bores with us and walks off.
O we will be back, we know his name so just need to find out when he isnt on duty.
Yes it's dodgy to enter buildings but he wasn't aware we had done this but its not against the law [in a court of law] to go and take photos of the outside.
Short report but it's late and I want to get this out before I go back to work tomorrow after a week and a bit off. Some photos.......
